Strange Things

MAC and Peas

erratic_prophet | 27 May, 2007 22:12

The crazies were out in full force today..

Very Old Lady: "Where's your MAC counter?"

Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but this store doesn't have a MAC counter."

VOL: "And why not?!"

Me: "As you can see, we have.."

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Mmmm.. Tasty!

erratic_prophet | 23 April, 2007 15:06

The world's first and only drincable yogurt!

Drin...cable?

Yeah, I know it's blurry. The stupid thing struck me as funny and I couldn't stop giggling while I was taking the picture. This is what happens when you don't get enough sleep, kids.

Skin

erratic_prophet | 04 April, 2007 00:12

A common topic at work amongst customers is my skin. I don't know why it's such a popular topic. I do take good care of my skin. I don't have wrinkles, it's in good condition. But I do get the occasional break out. It isn't perfect. It's unbelievably pale. There'a always a comment about my skin..

Customer: (during makeover) "You have such lovely skin."

Me: "Thank you so much."

Customer: "But, then, you are young. Of course you have nice skin."

Me: "I suppose.. But I do take good care of it. I even have my kids using our product line."

Customer: "You have children? How old?"

Me: "My son is 10 and my daughter is 9.."

Customer: (looking shocked) "Oh!"

Me: "Not as young as you thought, huh?" (More)

Acceptable TV

erratic_prophet | 26 March, 2007 21:43

This was so funny that I nearly had an "accident". I think I found a new addiction.

Musical Crack

erratic_prophet | 22 March, 2007 14:46

Two of my latest addictions..

Extreme Makeover Blog Edition

erratic_prophet | 09 March, 2007 18:30

Thought the place needed some brightening up. I'm so sick of the dreary weather here. It's been nothing but cold, snow, rain, and more cold. That groundhog was on some acid, I tell you. Spring's coming, my ass.

Hopefully, it doesn't burn anyone's eyes out. The new design, not the groundhog, acid, or my ass. Most especially not my ass..